Midlife, metric, mildly unprepared.

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Hi! I’m Stacey. I recently moved from the U.S. to the Australian coast, despite my ongoing refusal to accept sand as part of daily life. I’m a late-onset expat with a tendency to overthink, a habit of mispronouncing town names, and a deep reliance on Google, YouTube, and Kym – my endlessly patient partner and unofficial life guide. Come along as I fumble through a new life filled with reversed seasons, misunderstood slang, and a confusing new relationship with the metric system.

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